Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Zodiac Dark Side

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
-You are rather materialistic and it is fueled by your fears of financial disaster. --This makes you complain about monetary woes, irritating many with your obnoxious attitude.
-You can also be a social climber,manipulating your way up the ladder; name-dropping all the way to the top.
-Once in a while, you'll have morbid thoughts about Death something that scares you because you have no control over it.
-You tend to be obsessive about your mortality sometimes.

Advice:
-Stop worrying about losing money, and you'd rid yourself of unfounded nightmares.
-Stop manipulating others and you'll be free to concentrate on attaining your goals.
-Get rid of your phobias and you'll be able to relax more and enjoy yourself.


Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
-You tend to be too idealistic and naive sometimes.
-Practicality gets thrown out of the window by you many times.
-Cool and aloof, you rarely want to deal with deep emotions.
-You like to give advice but don't like to receive it.
-And ideas and inspirations that you sometimes neglect or follow through with them are constantly bombarding you.
-Or else you are constantly shifting focus, giving people the idea with no staying power.

Advice:
-Take time to explore your private feelings.
-Not all people see things your way.
-And just because you come up with ideas,don't expect other people to do all the work for you.
-Learn to trust people and accept advice.


Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
-You are an escapist - you have this knack of avoiding issues if they seem unpleasant.
-You delve into past memories to escape your present woes.
-There is also a tendency towards alcoholism and even drug abuse - you are on a search for some kind of 'high'.
-You also love to flirt and too much of it may send the wrong, dangerous signals out to other people.
-Once in a while, a dark mood will descend on you and you become rather unsociable and withdrawn.

Advice:
-Trust your instincts, but also be in control of your perceptions.
-Whenever the escapist tendency hits you, join a seminar or get a pep talk from a friend to get your perspective right.


Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
-A warrior at heart, you thrive on challenges and any strife and dramas, you are tempted to stir things up, just to keep yourself happy.
-You are also rather intolerant of mistakes and don't have patience for weakness or failings in others.
-And sometimes, you can be quite a snob as well you like to be seen at the right places or wear the right clothes.
-And you're also prone to bossiness. Your restless nature may make you quit a project suddenly if you can't sustain the interest.

Advice:
-Get off your high horse and pay your dues before people will accept you.
-Learn to be more tolerant of others and try to see the other person's side of the story.
-If you believe in what you do,you can move mountains.


Taurus (Apr 21 - May 20)
-You are stubborn and like to hold onto things, not wanting to let go of anything or anyone.
-You are slow to anger, but when you do get worked up to a rage - everyone step aside! -You also have a selfish streak and can be quite sneaky as well.
-And although people may see you as helpful and agreeable, you sometimes have an inner struggle wanting the approval of others while sticking to your own opinions.

Advice:
-Stop being mean and try to be nice.
-Learn to forgive and let go of your past disappointments.
-Learn from your mistakes and have faith in yourself and others as well.


Gemini (May 21 - Jun 21)
-Your devil-may-care attitude sometimes could bring harm to yourself - you tend to live on the edge sometimes.
-Many of you believe that you don't deserve success, somehow feeling guilty for it.
-You may give others too much of yourself sometimes that you lose yourself.
-You may be prone to suppressing emotions as well.
-And at times that makes it difficult for you to accept affection and love.

Advice:
-Work at listening to others and don't be tempted to try dare devil stunts all the time.
-And try doing something for yourself and once in a while, in between, doing favors for others.
-You're human, after all.


Cancer (Jun 22 - Jul 22)
-You can get carried away with emotions - your anger is overwhelming and your sadness can depress all those around you.
-You're also ultra-sensitive to other people's emotions and are affected by these as well.
-You tend to react before you think and then brood about what you may have done or said wrong.
-You are also prone to periods of morbidity,thinking dark thoughts.
-Feelings of insecurity creep in now and then,making you snappish or else you try to win the approval of everyone at your expense.

Advice:
-Accept that you are hypersensitive to emotions and work with yours.
-Go with the flow and by doing the right thing, you set an example for others.
-Work with others and this will help build your confidence and open you up.


Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
-On the rare occasion you lose your temper, you can turn into a savage beast.
-You seem to need an audience as well, to help boost your confidence and ego, sometimes.
-Other times, you get caught up in the outward dramas of your life that you neglect what you're feeling inside.
-This results in a delayed reaction when emotions sneak up on you and you get hit with a whammy.
-You also tend to be proud and aggressive, cloaking these with your charm.
-When things don't go your way, you get impatient and may even throw a tantrum.

Advice:
-Learn to spend some time alone with yourself and get to know yourself better.
-And learn to experience your emotions at the moment, don't store them up for another time.
-And know that not all means justify the ends.


Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
-You have a martyr complex, feeling that you were put on this earth to do good work and not receive any credit for it.
-You tend to be ultracritical of yourself and others and you also worry about things that are beyond your control.
-A little pessimistic sometimes, you tend to be an intellectual snob.
-You bottle up all your insecurities and fears, and hesitate to reach out for help.
-And once in a while, you become a busybody - that's when you also feel responsible for other people's problems.

Advice:
-Modesty has its own limits - take credit for your efforts.
-Give yourself a break and know that you do not have to be successful in everything you do.
-Keep focused and don't get tangled in other people's affairs too often.


Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 23)
-Your inability to reach a decision in matters of personal action are legendary.
-You like to weigh all the alternatives and hear every side of an argument - but this may take time and opportunities may pass you by because of it.
-You also like to expand energy on people who may not deserve it.
-You want to help the underdog.
-You are also sensitive to criticism and may take mild statements of fact very personally.

Advice:
-Follow your instincts and act on them - stop sitting on fences.
-Don't blindly trust people, learn to be a little more discriminating in your offers of help.
-Learn to think for yourself and don't be swayed by persuasive tongues.


Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
-You have a revengeful streak and a long memory for past hurts.
-Sometimes you're downright spiteful.
-When you suffer, you make sure others suffer along with you.
-Sometimes, you may even use deception to get what you want and to influence others to stay out of your way.
-You may even believe these untruths and unrealistic fears will grow on you.
-Once in a while, you may come across someone that just rubs you on the wrong side for no apparent reason and you make it your mission to bury him or her.

Advice:
-Flight the negative emotions that arise in you, and resentment will not sour your life.
-Don't give into temptation to tell lies, learn to conquer your strong tendency towards revenge and things will fall into place for you.


Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
-You've got a big mouth and unwittingly hurt an insult people with it.
-You can even go to utter strangers and give unsolicited advice and comments.
-You also seem to enjoy verbal duels with others whenever you can.
-And you sure can make sore losers, even suspecting foul play if things don't go your way.
-You have a knack for confrontation and you can't resist being sarcastic.
-You also don't think too much of many people, because you have a mild superiority complex.
-Vanity is also a trait in many of you.

Advice:
-Learn with whom you can be frank otherwise keep your comments to yourself.
-Discretion is the better part of valour.