Friday, March 26, 2004

If You Love Someone

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE,
SET HER FREE..
IF SHE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS,
IF SHE DOESN'T, SHE NEVER WAS...
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The New Versions................

Pessimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Shakespeare:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her.

Optimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Patient:
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IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back

Playful:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat*