Sunday, July 27, 2008

If You Don't Know How To Fix It, Stop Breaking It

A Speech That Silences The World For 6-Minutes.


Saturday, July 19, 2008

Protect Me .....


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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Steven Wrights' Gems

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's a famously learned scientist and comic:

Here are some of his gems:

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend...but she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever...so far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

28 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

29 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

30 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

31 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

32 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

33 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Keep Going .....


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Friday, July 11, 2008

How Do I Even Start ?


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It Takes Courage . . . . .


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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Human Mirror

As Close As It Gets .....


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Sunday, July 06, 2008

Lets Pray Together .....


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Where The Hell is Matt?

Saturday, July 05, 2008

I Wanna Grow Old With You.....


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Life ..... Delicate


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P.S. I Love You


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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

A Dime To Spare?


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