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Saturday, January 19, 2008
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Thursday, January 17, 2008
Dear Son, Dear Daughter
Dear son , Dear daughter .....
When I am old, please try to have to be patience and understand me.
If I am a slob eating, If I have some difficulties clothing myself… be patient.
Remember the hours that I spent to teach you all sorts of things when you were young.
If I repeat the same thing dozens of times, please dont get angry.
Try to listen to me.
When you were young, you kept asking me to read you the same story, evening after evening, until you fall asleep.
And I read you the story.
If I do not wash myself any more so often, please do not think that I m a disgrace to you
Remember how many excuses I had to invent to make you take a bath when you were small.
When my poor legs not allow me to move as freely;
Please help me in the same way as I held your hands while your were learning your first steps.
If I told you one day that I do not want to live any more and I want to die;
please do not get angry; because one day, you will also understand.....
Please try to understand that at certain age, we do not really live any more.
One day, you will understand that in spite of all my errors,
I always wanted what was best for you and that I've prepared you the ground for when you’ve grown up.
Please do not feel sad or disgust or uncomfortable about my ailing old age.
Please help me to walk; walk together with me
The only thing I cherish and want the most is the love from you,
like the one you had for me when you were young.
I love you ..... my son, my daughter.....
Your Dad, Your Mum
When I am old, please try to have to be patience and understand me.
If I am a slob eating, If I have some difficulties clothing myself… be patient.
Remember the hours that I spent to teach you all sorts of things when you were young.
If I repeat the same thing dozens of times, please dont get angry.
Try to listen to me.
When you were young, you kept asking me to read you the same story, evening after evening, until you fall asleep.
And I read you the story.
If I do not wash myself any more so often, please do not think that I m a disgrace to you
Remember how many excuses I had to invent to make you take a bath when you were small.
When my poor legs not allow me to move as freely;
Please help me in the same way as I held your hands while your were learning your first steps.
If I told you one day that I do not want to live any more and I want to die;
please do not get angry; because one day, you will also understand.....
Please try to understand that at certain age, we do not really live any more.
One day, you will understand that in spite of all my errors,
I always wanted what was best for you and that I've prepared you the ground for when you’ve grown up.
Please do not feel sad or disgust or uncomfortable about my ailing old age.
Please help me to walk; walk together with me
The only thing I cherish and want the most is the love from you,
like the one you had for me when you were young.
I love you ..... my son, my daughter.....
Your Dad, Your Mum
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Water VS Booze
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Reason, Season and Lifetime
People always come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime.
When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do.
..
When someone is in your life for a REASON,
it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty,
or to provide you with guidance and support,
to aid you physically, emotionally, or even spiritually.
They may seem like a godsend to you, and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be.
...
Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time,
this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.
...
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they just walk away.
Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand
What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done.
The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.
...
When people come into your life for a SEASON,
it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn.
They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.
They may teach you something you have never done.
They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.
Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season.
And like Spring turns to Summer and Summer to Fall,
the season eventually ends.
...
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons;
those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation.
Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person/people (anyway);
and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas in your life.
It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.
Thank you for being part of my life.
When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do.
..
When someone is in your life for a REASON,
it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty,
or to provide you with guidance and support,
to aid you physically, emotionally, or even spiritually.
They may seem like a godsend to you, and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be.
...
Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time,
this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.
...
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they just walk away.
Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand
What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done.
The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.
...
When people come into your life for a SEASON,
it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn.
They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.
They may teach you something you have never done.
They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.
Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season.
And like Spring turns to Summer and Summer to Fall,
the season eventually ends.
...
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons;
those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation.
Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person/people (anyway);
and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas in your life.
It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.
Thank you for being part of my life.
Monday, October 15, 2007
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Saturday, June 09, 2007
I Remember Her
An elderly man walks into a hospital to get stitches out of his hand - and he is pensive and always looking at his watch.
An orderly takes him in and starts the procedure. The man is still pensive looking at his watch.
The orderly asks him if he is in a hurry, the elderly man replies, he has to go soon, it is almost time.
The orderly asks him about his life and his desire to get going.
The elderly man replies - I have to have breakfast with my wife, we have breakfast every day at home?
You see my wife has Alzheimer’s and every day I have breakfast with her.
The orderly asks why? Why do you go every day when she doesn’t remember who you are???
The elderly man replies with emphasis, “She may not remember who I am, but I remember who she is!”
Friday, June 08, 2007
Quiz - Work These Out
Question 1 :
A murderer is condemned to death .
He has to choose between three rooms .
The first is full of raging fires
The second is full of assassins with loaded guns
The third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years
Which room is safest for him ?
Answer 1
Question 2 :
A woman shoots her husband . Then she holds
him under water for over 5 minutes .
Finally , she hangs him .
But 5 minutes later they both go out together
and enjoy a wonderful dinner together .
How can this be ?
Answer 2
Question 3 :
There are two plastic jugs filled with water .
How could you put all of this water
into a barrel , without using the jugs
or any dividers ,
and still tell which water
came from which jugs ?
Answer 3
Question 4 :
What is black when you buy it ,
red when you use it ,
and gray when you throw it away ?
Answer 4
Question 5 :
Can you name three consecutive days
without using the words Monday ,
Tuesday , Wednesday , Thursday ,
Friday , Saturday ,
or Sunday ?
Answer 5
Question 6 :
This is an unusual paragraph . I’m curious how
quickly you can find out what is so unusual about
it ? It looks so plain you would think nothing
was wrong with it ! In fact , nothing is wrong
with it ! It is unusual though . Study it , and think
about it , but you still may not find anything odd .
But if you work at it a bit , you might find out !
Try to do so without any coaching !
Answer 6
ANSWERS
Answer 1
The third . Lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years are dead .
Answer 2
The woman was a photographer . She shot a picture of her husband , developed it , and hung it up to dry .
Answer 3
Freeze them first . Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel . You will be able to tell which water came from which jug .
Answer 4
The answer is charcoal .
Answer 5
Sure you can : yesterday , today and tomorrow !
Answer 6
The letter “ e” , which is the most common letter in the English language , does not appear once in the long paragraph .
A murderer is condemned to death .
He has to choose between three rooms .
The first is full of raging fires
The second is full of assassins with loaded guns
The third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years
Which room is safest for him ?
Answer 1
Question 2 :
A woman shoots her husband . Then she holds
him under water for over 5 minutes .
Finally , she hangs him .
But 5 minutes later they both go out together
and enjoy a wonderful dinner together .
How can this be ?
Answer 2
Question 3 :
There are two plastic jugs filled with water .
How could you put all of this water
into a barrel , without using the jugs
or any dividers ,
and still tell which water
came from which jugs ?
Answer 3
Question 4 :
What is black when you buy it ,
red when you use it ,
and gray when you throw it away ?
Answer 4
Question 5 :
Can you name three consecutive days
without using the words Monday ,
Tuesday , Wednesday , Thursday ,
Friday , Saturday ,
or Sunday ?
Answer 5
Question 6 :
This is an unusual paragraph . I’m curious how
quickly you can find out what is so unusual about
it ? It looks so plain you would think nothing
was wrong with it ! In fact , nothing is wrong
with it ! It is unusual though . Study it , and think
about it , but you still may not find anything odd .
But if you work at it a bit , you might find out !
Try to do so without any coaching !
Answer 6
ANSWERS
Answer 1
The third . Lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years are dead .
Answer 2
The woman was a photographer . She shot a picture of her husband , developed it , and hung it up to dry .
Answer 3
Freeze them first . Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel . You will be able to tell which water came from which jug .
Answer 4
The answer is charcoal .
Answer 5
Sure you can : yesterday , today and tomorrow !
Answer 6
The letter “ e” , which is the most common letter in the English language , does not appear once in the long paragraph .
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Courage
Be Afraid
Courage isn't about fearlessness. It is ability to move ahead despite of the fear.Whether ut us jumping into the deep end or stepping on to the dance floor, get outside of your comfort zone.
Courage isn't about fearlessness. It is ability to move ahead despite of the fear.Whether ut us jumping into the deep end or stepping on to the dance floor, get outside of your comfort zone.
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